today a boy in my class brought a sonic screwdriver into my class and I was just doing my work and all of a sudden I heard the distinct ‘bbbbzzzz’ and I don’t think I’ve ever turned around so fast or ever been so excited in my life
OMG that guys leg.
I literally can’t stop laughing.
i saw this last night and laughed forever
(Source: disneyandbluth)
do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to avoid feeling guilty
aru:
#BUT I ENJOY THE PATRIOTIC ONE AND THE METAL MAN WHEN THEY MAKE JEST #LET US ALL MAKE JEST #AND FEAST
#WHO IS THIS PHIL ANTHROPIST OF WHOM YOU SPEAK #YOU DECLARED YOUR NAME TONY STARK #NOW I AM MOST CONFUSED #AM I TO SUCCUMB TO MORE OF YOUR LIES, MAN OF IRON #I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH LIES #HAVE YOU MET MY BROTHER #ARE YOU MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY LIFE’S PERIL #BUT I SHALL LAUGH #BECAUSE THAT HIDES THE INTENSE RAGE I AM FEELING #MJOLNIR AND YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL HAVE WORDS #WORDS OF PAIN
IT GOT BETTER
YES.
(Source: quellary)
EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING IT’S A BABY POLAR BEAR BEING TICKLED.
Okay, carry on.
Better put that in your powerpoint Arthur.
(Source: howswally)
- me in social situations: why
- me when someone talks to me: why
- me when nobody talks to me: why
- me when i have to get out of bed: why
- me when there's no food left: why
tv shows are fictional but the pain is real
Just lounging in the run-down apartment. Being rather classy.
Mmm yes. All I need are my glasses and some coffee.
